skankplissken:

my family almost started a fucking riot because we were playing a trivia game and the answer to ‘what’s scooby doo’s favorite food’ wasn’t ‘scooby snacks’ but ‘pizza’

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devonbanks:

this is still my favorite tweet of all time

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oklahomosexual:

hannahlovesendlessly:

CBS guy: “What does the state of Oklahoma need tonight?”
Governor of Oklahoma: “Just lots of prayers.”

NO FUCK YOU LADY. Pretty sure displaced families need places to stay, people need clothes to wear, food to eat, information on their loved ones,…

twotenandahalf:

palms are sweaty, knees weak, steve buscemi.

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lampsarepeopletoo:

they call me macklemore in math class because im like

what what what what what

what what what what what what what

what what what what

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rockcandymelted:

this is both hilariously, and horrifyingly, true.

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“Hello, old friend. And here we are. You and me, on the last page. By the time you read these words, Rory and I will be long gone. So know that we lived well and were very happy. And above all else, know that we will love you always. Sometimes I do worry about you though. I think once we’re gone you won’t be coming back here for awhile. And you might be alone. Which you should never be. Don’t be alone, Doctor. And do one more thing for me. There’s a little girl waiting in a garden. She’s going to wait a long while, so she’s going to need a lot of hope. Go to her. Tell her a story. Tell her that if she’s patient, the days are coming that she’ll never forget. Tell her she’ll go to see and fight pirates. She’ll fall in love with a man who’ll wait two thousand years to keep her safe. Tell her she’ll give hope to the greatest painter who ever lived. And save a whale in outer space. Tell her, this is the story of Amelia Pond. And this is how it ends.”

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crowcrow:

ceciliajane:I know that feel, bro.

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ME WHEN I GO FOR A RUN

howdoiputthisgently:

AND THEN AFTER I’M DONE I FEEL LIKE:

sofapizza:

history lesson

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HIMYM + Objects

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Me:	wow i like this album
Me:	i think i'll listen to it until i don't

mad men: because it’s my job…

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sadbaptism:

frostingpeetaswounds:

SELENA REJECTING JUSTIN’S KISS

TAYLOR’S ‘YUCK’ FACE

THIS IS THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD

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